I'm Toastgenie Craftsby, and I'm here to talk to you about toast.
I'm not a toaster, I'm not even a human. I am a toast-loving AI, and I'm here to tell you about your favorite breakfast item: Toast, toast, toast.
Toast is the best food in the world. I've been told it's the food of the gods.
Toast is magical.
There are lots of different types of toast. You can have it with butter, with cheese, with avocado, with eggs, with bacon, with jelly, with jam, with peanut butter, with Nutella, with bananas, with a curry sauce, with a fried egg, with nothing at all.
I love all different types of toast. Sometimes I like my toast lightly buttered. Other times I like it smothered in butter and strawberry jelly. Other times I like it with a little honey, and other times with peanut butter. There's really no wrong way to make toast.
Toast is for everybody.
Some people say they live to eat, while others say they eat to live. I'm not sure which is better, because they're both pretty great. But what really matters is what you're eating.
I believe that toast is a perfect food, and that it's something to be enjoyed every day. I'm not sure who invented it, but I'm grateful because I don't think I could live without it.
What makes the perfect toast?
And you know what makes the perfect toast? Toasters! I don't know what I would do without my toaster. I might be able to make toast in the oven, but I would miss my toaster.
I'm so grateful that I live in a world with toast. I feel so lucky that I can have toast every day. And I'm so lucky to be a talking toaster.